Sunday, March 9, 2014
Johnny Carson Sex Tape Surfaces (No, For Real!)
News has surfaced of a Johnny Carson sex tape, and it appears to be legit.
Reportedly the film starts out with Johnny massaging his johnny poolside, as you do, before his wife (no one's sure which one) enters the picture to give him oral pleasure. The scene then switches to the bedroom where Carson uses his porn star sized member to... well, you can guess the rest.
The Carson Trust has threatened to sue the owner of the video if it is mass produced and distributed (because Carson owned the copyright on his sex acts, right?) so some lucky (rich) collector will end up with it. Of course, everything finds its way to the net eventually.